The world, well, Seattle, has officially gone over the edge with this global warming crap.
BEACH BONFIRES MAY BE BANNED
They fuel global warming, parks department says
"...According to a memo to the park board from the staff released Thursday, "The overall policy question for the Board is whether it is good policy for Seattle Parks to continue public beach fires when the carbon ... emissions produced by thousands of beach fires per year contributes to global warming...."
You gotta read the whole blasted thing. It is a priceless description of a loony part of the country exhibiting total lunacy.